![]() ![]() Time to just call that regular menu price. Utilizing the “deal” for two cheesy bread and/or medium 2 topping pizza for $5.99 each, which has been listed as an advertised sale for over a year now. After calling Domino’s to verify this information and it sounding like we were calling an air traffic controller at the Pentagon during a terrorist attack, it seemed quite clear that we weren’t getting the 50% off deal.įeeling dejected after being beaten by Domino’s corporate shoots and ladders, we decided to order regardless. ![]() So it appears as though the deal was only for Pizza only orders. To make matters worse, the Domino’s website lingo was harder to decipher than a deaf person performing Morse Code. First off, the local Domino’s had disabled online ordering mysteriously for this particular evening. 50% off online orders? How many different ways can Domino’s alter variables and distort perceptions in order to screw us out of this deal? Well the barriers were set in place like we were trying to invade Guam. All you have left to look forward to is multiple trips to the bathroom, being comatose for days in need of a bedside nurse, and the perpetual feeling that you did something so heinous you need a shower.Īs Global Domino’s Day hit last night, the FFG crew got together for another group review. Your stomach is cramping, you are running low on PSF’s only ten minutes after eating, and you begin sweating uncontrollably in resting positions these are all the classic tell tale symptoms of PDGSD (Post Domino’s Gimmick Stress Disorder). ![]() Left broke, ashamed, and in a food drunk daze, wondering on how you spent $40 on gimmick food that was less satisfying than Brandon Roy’s NBA career. ![]()
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